
There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `ni' at will to old ladies. ROGER: Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman? You're not doing it properly.ĪRTHUR: That's it, that's it, you've got it. Ni!ĪRTHUR: No, no, no, no - it's not that, it's 'ni!'.ĪRTHUR: No, no - 'ni!'. `Ni!'.ĪRTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily. LAUNCELOT: Dramatically!!!! Excuse me, could, uh, could somebody give me a push, please.?ĪRTHUR: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery!ĬRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.ĪRTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say. LAUNCELOT: No, it's not right for my idiom. SINGING: He's going to tell! He's going to tell!

HERBERT: No, I was saved at the last minute.įATHER: Not like that! Not like that! No, stop it!

And I feel sure that the merger - uh, the union - between the Princess and the brave, but dangerous, Sir Launcelot of Camelot-įATHER: You fell out of the Tall Tower, you creep! as her own dad - in a very real, and legally binding sense. who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him,-įATHER: And I want his only daughter to look upon me. gained a daughter! For, since the tragic death of her father-įATHER: Since the near fatal wounding of her father-įATHER: For, since her own father. But I don't want to think I've lost a son, so much as. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. I really must - sorry, sorry! Sorry, everyone.įATHER: Hold it, please! Hold it! This is Sir Launcelot from the court of Camelot - a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today.įATHER: Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!. See what I mean, I just get carried away. We're going to have all this knocked through, and made into one big, uh, living room. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Script Part 3įATHER: Well, this is the main hall.
